When you’re a billionaire, one of the rules of life is apparently that bigger is always better. At least in the make-believe world of Succession on HBO, in which the differences between mere millionaires and actual billionaires are vast and readily apparent. Your own private jet? Check. A bespoke luxury yacht. Most definitely. A ludicrously capacious bag or two? An absolute must. On the screen and IRL, the ludicrously capacious bag is a key luxury designer fashion trend this season, with gorgeous options from brands like The Row, Khaite, Loewe, Bottega Veneta and more.
how did the ludicrously capacious bag become the must-have luxury designer fashion accessory this season?
Are we following fashion advice from Tom Wambsgan now? Whether you watch HBO’s Succession or not, you might have seen the internet memes about the “ludicrously capacious bag.”
We have to admit, it’s pretty fun to say. For the uninitiated, the character’s withering take on a woman’s large Burberry tote has become a cultural moment because it revealed the subtle differences between the old money elite and the rest of us. Even though the maligned bag costs $2,900, its blatant logo and excessive size was a major faux pas and instantly marked her as an outsider.
As Tom interrogated, “What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job”. In other words, the rich do not schlep.
The ludicrously capacious luxury bag from brands like The Row and Bottega Veneta is a huge luxury designer fashion trend this season.
We’d argue that the bag — which, must be said, was not even that “gargantuan”– was targeted because of the context. Members of the proletariat and the 1% alike would normally not find taking a boxy, structured tote to a party to be necessary.
But actually, we’re all for a roomy tote in the right context. From overnights with a new love, from afternoon shopping trips with girlfriends to all-day outings with the family, these moments define true luxury for us. Thus, we’ve scouted out 10 examples of the ludicrously capacious bag that we’d happily embrace this season.
best ludicrously capacious bag offerings from luxury designer brands this season
1. The Row
We begin our list of the best of the ludicrously capacious bag options this season with what may be the O.G. brand for such accessories. Leading the quiet luxury movement, The Row has been turning out minimal, impeccably crafted bags for the IYKYK set since its inception. This sleek tote would be approved by both the Roys and the fashion crowd.
BUY NOW – $2,172.00.
2. Bottega Veneta
Thanks to its seriously slouchy silhouette, this hobo has a relaxed vibe. Even when stuffed with work documents, gym clothes, and avocados from the farmer’s market.
BUY NOW – $4,900.00.
3. Proenza Schouler
With a playful color on the exterior and a practical divided compartment design in the interior, this lambskin tote is a refreshing choice for a ludicrously capacious luxury bag that will work every season.
BUY NOW – $650.00.
4. Mansur Gavriel
A black tote is an everyday commuting essential — whether you’re a straphanger or being chauffeured. Crafted from buttery Italian calf leather, this classic take on the ludicrously capacious luxury bag makes for an elegant accessory that never looks out of place.
BUY NOW – $795.00.
5. Bembien
Hauling everything you need to the pool or beach doesn’t have to look cumbersome. This crisp rattan carryall is so lightweight and its nostalgic good looks make any summer outfit look intentional and elevated.
BUY NOW – $360.00.
6. Khaite
The perfect bag to go with the season’s boho maxi-length skirts and dresses, is this sumptuous suede tote in royal purple.
BUY NOW – $2,500.00.
7. Loewe
We love the soft ruching effect on this tote. Just because you’re schlepping, doesn’t mean it can’t look graceful.
BUY NOW – $3,650.00.
8. Jerome Dreyfuss
Gold-tone buckles, studs and hardware lend an edgy and rebellious sensibility to this iconic carryall. Just the right message you want to convey as you carry everything you need for yourself without depending on anyone else. Take that, Tom!
BUY NOW – $726.00.
9. Cuyana
Soft and unstructured, this double handle tote goes effortlessly from work to play. If you require more organization, Cuyana also offers well-designed small leather accessories for your airpods, makeup and laptop.
BUY NOW – $248.00.
10. Hermes
This ludicrously capacious bag needs no introduction. For weekend getaways or just for strategic flexing, go the secondhand route. Worn-in is…in.
BUY NOW – $14,710.00.
there’s a ludicrously capacious bag out there for everyone
The ludicrously capacious bag is an enormous trend (pun fully intended) in luxury designer fashion, with brands like The Row, Khaite, Bottega Veneta, Loewe and more showing them in collections this season. And we’re here for it, big time. ‘Cause at the end of the day, we love bags in all colors, shapes and sizes. And a gargantuan carryall will always have a place in our rotation
